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Obama 2010 SOTU – 48 million
Bush 2003 – 62.1 million
Bush 2002 – 51.8 million
Clinton 1998 – 53.1 million
Clinton 1994 – 45.8 million

Nielsen sent this info out yesterday lol https://t.co/LOG8najqXl

— Steven Perlberg (@perlberg) February 1, 2018

Can't decide whether to watch Piers Morgan interview Donald Trump, or to remove my own cornea with a hot spoon.

— cluedont (@cluedont) January 28, 2018

Oh.#TrumpMorgan https://t.co/6cZEgI5wLl

— Larry the Cat (@Number10cat) January 28, 2018

Son begged to stay up to watch interview I argued it’d add nothing to his knowledge of world. I appear to be right. #TrumpMorgan

— Gabby Logan (@GabbyLogan) January 28, 2018

Ingvar Kamprad – the man behind IKEA – died over the weekend. I never knew IKEA is an acronym of his name (IK). The E and A are Elmtaryd (the farm where he grew up) and Agunnaryd (his home village).

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) January 29, 2018

People who adopt cats just for selfies don’t deserve us 😾 https://t.co/b6UHncwSj8

— Palmerston the Cat (@PalmerstonFOCat) January 30, 2018

You can be gruntled (satisfied), kempt (combed), couth (polite), ruthful (full of compassion), whelmed (capsized), and gorm-like (have an intelligent look about you). And, for a while in the 1600s, you could be shevelled too. https://t.co/eoQTb7FHLy

— Susie Dent (@susie_dent) January 30, 2018

“I am not a quitter” says Theresa May using the words David Cameron used just before he quit.

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) January 31, 2018

In light of the Lord Bates debacle, the government releases its official resignation guidelines: pic.twitter.com/2oi720jfEE

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) February 1, 2018

Portillo says Rees-Mogg favourite to replace May as he has “all the things the public want” ie. a cushy job, a stately home and a massive inheritance.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) February 2, 2018

FOOLPROOF phrases to shout during the #SixNations if you don't understand Rugby:

Touchdown
Rugby it faster
Attack the egg!
Scrum his face off
Expelliarmus#DaveHashtag

— Dave (@davechannel) February 2, 2018

If ever there was a perfect metaphor for Brexit …. This guy nails it!!
Lord Lisvane is a boss!https://t.co/ArjgF37Wis

— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) January 31, 2018

Leaked report identifies 3 key reasons why electorate believes Theresa May must continue as leader:

1.Jacob
2.Rees
3.Mogg

— The Poke (@ThePoke) February 2, 2018

A typical microwave oven uses more electricity keeping its digital clock on standby than it does heating food.

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) February 3, 2018

Ever broken the speed limit?
Our listener Linda told @thejeremyvine how a single speeding motorist took away her entire family. https://t.co/YQmwFCofgX pic.twitter.com/kXWqSEf8FH

— BBC Radio 2 (@BBCRadio2) February 3, 2018